What Do “Fake Christians” Mean to Eurydice Hazzard?

Your idea of a fake Christian may differ from the Reaper’s depiction of a fake Christian. Reevaluate your beliefs by seeing them from an angel’s perspective. 

 

“Fake Christians” may not be a widely used word, but it’s what Eurydice Hazzard calls those who make their presence known by their very public displays of not caring about others or Jesus, their Lord and Savior!

Let’s see what these Christians look like from the perspective of the Reaper and the Woman in the Woods.

They’re Under a False Impression

Fake Christians like to preach a lot. They preach the government’s twisted versions of the Bible, reading them with all the grace of someone who can utter the Scripture without letting it reach their tiny brains.

Take the angels in the Bible, for instance. If these fake Christians knew anything about angels, they wouldn’t portray them as fairies with wings and boundless kindness. Yes, angels are kind, but only to those who deserve it—fake Christians don’t. To 80% of the angels, including Hazzard, the fakers who still think they can go to heaven by picking up the Bible and going to church every once in a while are those going to hell.

They Try Framing Hazzard At Every Turn

Fake Christians are devils and beasts, plain and simple. Anyone who can’t wrap their heads around that idea is either in denial or seriously misguided. Their only justification for framing Hazzard as the “devil” and “antichrist” is that she doesn’t meet the criteria of angels depicted in fictional stories and their screen adaptations. In other words, they're hardly inspired by the Bible. 

If they bothered to pick up the Bible, they’d know that angels are anything but nice. They play hardball, and some of them are also vicious. They have to be if they want to beat evil at its own game. When fakers frame Hazzard as the devil, it’s really because they want to draw attention away from their wicked complacent selves.

They’ve Been in the Way of Good Long Enough

Angels are sick and tired of fake Christians because they’re in the way of everything good in the world. They are the reasons the world doesn’t have true goodness, love, health, or happiness. They are the root cause of all that is wrong with the world and why each year is progressively worse than the one that came before it.

Hazzard wants all the hell-bound out of the way, and she wants to do it now. They are in the way of her gaining back custody of her son, Josiah, from the clutches of the beast (his biological sexual deviant of a father) and the devil (Hazzard’s evil mother). Don’t Fear the Reaper; support her mission through your platform to join her Heavenbound List.

 

Read her foundational posts to get the gist of her message.